6- 1 ounce squares of unsweetened chocolate
1 cup butter
5 eggs
3 cups sugar
1 tablespoon vanilla
1-1/2 cups flour
1 teaspoon salt
2-1/2 pounds chopped octopus tentacles (or body if preferred)
Preparation:
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Grease a 12 x 17 pan.
Melt chocolate and butter in a saucepan over low heat; set aside. Spread chopped octopus in bottom of pan; [...]
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I SING the Body electric;
The armies of those I love engirth me, and I engirth them;
They will not let me off till I go with them, respond to them,
And discorrupt them, and charge them full with the charge of the Soul.
Was it doubted that those who corrupt their own bodies conceal themselves;
And if those who [...]
Chris Blanchard: I think there must be something wrong with me, Dan. Christmas is coming, but I’m not happy. I don’t feel the way I’m supposed to feel.
Chris Blanchard: I just don’t understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I’m still not happy. [...]
Don’t play with fire
Don’t smoke
Don’t play with fire while you smoke
Look both ways before crossing the street
Don’t play with fire before crossing the street
Treat every gun as if it’s loaded
Treat every car as if it’s loaded
Treat Chris and Dan as if they’re loaded
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‘Old Bill’ Taft — born William Howard Taft. — was raised from the cradle for his task in life, his job of flitting about the globe righting wrongs, helping the oppressed, and smashing the guilty. He is a physician and surgeon — and a mighty good one, the tops in his line. He has the [...]
We’ve got to clear out our inventory before the 2010 models arrive! We’ll do anything to move these cars! Loaded automobiles at low, low, LOOOOOW prices!!
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She is an absolutely lovely woman. She offered coffee right off the bat, then started baking cookies! Cookies! They were these little chocolate ones with butterscotch. They were wonderful. You just don’t meet hosts like that anymore. She’s a really classy lady, your mom.
She had these great photos of you as a kid. That one [...]
Look, we’re not the bragging type of dudes. We don’t want to make a big deal about this. Yeah, yeah, they were ninjas with swords and everything. Still though, it’s not much. I mean, they attack one at a time, so the numbers really don’t mean much.
It was only twenty or thirty anyway.
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Dan and Chris would rather not explain what a “Hobo’s Delight” is, and frankly they’d rather not continue this line of conversation.
What? NO! NO, of course not. Nothing! LEAVE ME ALONE.
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