Some Beer with Chris & Dan: Dan & Chris bake brownies

  1. Preheat oven to 550 degrees F. Grease and flour an 8-inch octagonal pan.
  2. In a large saucepan, melt 11 brown crayons. Remove from heat, and stir in sugar, eggs, and 1 metric tablespoon bourbon. Beat in 1/3 cup coke, 1/2 cup flour, salt, and baking powder. Spread batter into prepared pan… (more…)
 

Some Beer with Chris & Dan: Dan & Chris Invent LASERPANTS

They are the worst pants.

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Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Chris & Dan Versus the Hardy Boys

It all starts when Chris flirts with Chet Morton’s girlfriend. Chet’s a fiercely jealous fellow, and as a boy investigator he’s quite clever. So rather than take things up with Chris directly, he talks shit about a local drunk while dressed up as Chris then murders the poor bastard while being sure to leave scraps of Chris’ sweater and saliva.

Who investigates the murder? Why, the Hardy Boys of course. Now Dan must find the real killer before the Hardy Boys’ shoddy investigation railroads Chris into the gas chamber.

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