Chris runs into thus guy with an arrow in his head and get hold of some of the good stuff. It’s a wild, wild drug. Very dangerous for kids though, because they get really small.
Chris and Dan spend the day at a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic convention learning everything they can about My Little Pony- so that they can pull off the heist of the century
Don’t eat old food guys. Lay off it. Just avoid food more than like a month or two old. Seriously.
I probably shouldn’t write these hungry. Fuck it. I’m getting a taco. Listen to this episode.
Space is big. Space is very, very big. There’s not a lot out there either. The chances of Chris & Dan finding anything, or even having a place to stand is pretty slim. They’re pretty much dead in space thousands of light years away from home and any other humans. It’s tragic.
It’s five hundred pieces and it had a picture of puppies on the box. When they finish, they discover that it’s a Thomas Kinkade painting.
Everything has got to be just like you want it to.
It’s a boring show about footwear! OR IS IT?
Dan’s uncle Ted has an old shack they can use as a theater. Chris’ sister can help with costumes, and Chet can bring his guitar for some musical numbers. It’ll be great!
Chris is a driven and isolated scientist who, no matter no matter how many hours he puts in at the sandwich lab he just cannot complete the ultimate sandwich recipe. Dan’s a plucky hobo who knows a thing or two about the world, and a thing or two about… bacon.