Flowers sure are pretty. You know what else is pretty? Dan & Chris.
Chris and Dan move into new territory by re-imagining their podcast as an educational television series for children and drunks. Featuring Frank Welker as the voice of Chris and Billy West as Dan.
When hypochondriac Chris learns that he is dying, he accepts an offer to throw himself in a volcano at a tropical island, and along the way there, learns to truly live.
In this episode Chris and Dan are at odds when their local goat-herder friend finds his livestock mysteriously slaughtered. Chris argues that the dead goats are simply a malicious hoax, a deranged individual, or at worst a cult of some sort. Dan still pushes for the existence of an unknown species, alien invasion or extra-dimensional crossover. In the end, Chris is right. Chris is also the deranged individual.
See, chess is like Oreo cookies, or whoopie pies. There’s two competing factions- one black, one white, each of equal importance and each of equal strength. They’re evenly matched, yet they’re always at odds. Come to Chris & Dan’s School of Chess and they’ll teach you how to eat cookies play chess.