It is horrific. The kind of mess you don’t usually see outside of carnival bathrooms, except there’s slightly less blood and bone.
When Chris accidentally runs over the foot of the lead in the youth production of the Nutcracker, he’s forced to fill in so that the kids can put on their show. Fortunately, Dan once worked for the Royal Ballet of Flanders in Antwerp, so he can help Chris train. Dan worked in IT for the Royal Ballet, but you pick up a lot just being there.
Dan got bit by a racoons, and he eventually bites Chris and things just spiral out of control from there.
Dan needs a car, and Chris offers to help him find one. Unfortunately, a used Popemobile, DeLorean, or Batmobile, is really hard to find.
Chris & Dan walk around on a drizzly afternoon and make small talk about weather and new restaurants. THEN DINOSAURS ATTACK!
- Preheat oven to 550 degrees F. Grease and flour an 8-inch octagonal pan.
- In a large saucepan, melt 11 brown crayons. Remove from heat, and stir in sugar, eggs, and 1 metric tablespoon bourbon. Beat in 1/3 cup coke, 1/2 cup flour, salt, and baking powder. Spread batter into prepared pan… (more…)
It’s five hundred pieces and it had a picture of puppies on the box. When they finish, they discover that it’s a Thomas Kinkade painting.