… to a vampire. Seriously, there’s this Vermont vampire that’s been chasing Chris around and Dan’s had a bunch of neighbor kids playing ding-dong ditch every night this week. Two birds, one stone.
I probably shouldn’t write these hungry. Fuck it. I’m getting a taco. Listen to this episode.
The world is a weird, weird place. It’s better than most though. It could be a lot worse. Look at Mars. It’s got nothing but rusty dirt and busted up robots. Can you really say it’s any better than Earth? I mean sure, there’s less traffic, but there’s less air and food too. Anyway, my point is, think things over before you leave town.