In this thrilling episode Chris must make his way across the perilous Martian desert to save the honor of his Martian Princess, while Dan flies alone against the Martian orbital fleet in epic space combat!
See, chess is like Oreo cookies, or whoopie pies. There’s two competing factions- one black, one white, each of equal importance and each of equal strength. They’re evenly matched, yet they’re always at odds. Come to Chris & Dan’s School of Chess and they’ll teach you how to eat cookies play chess.
It’s like Hemingway up in this shit.
Space is big. There’s a lot of stuff up there and there’s even more space between the stuff than there is stuff. I mean, there’s so much space up there that they named the whole place after the space and not the stuff. We didn’t do much in space. We just kind of floated around for a bit. Didn’t find any stuff to touch.
Spent a lot of money on that. Didn’t accomplish much.