There’s not much that needs to be done this afternoon, and even if there were, they wouldn’t feel much like doing it. Chris lays on the couch playing Angry Birds: Star Wars and Dan stares out his window and screams at green pigs.
Space is big. Space is very, very big. There’s not a lot out there either. The chances of Chris & Dan finding anything, or even having a place to stand is pretty slim. They’re pretty much dead in space thousands of light years away from home and any other humans. It’s tragic.
You wouldn’t download a car. Unless your buddy’s startup gets funded. Then you can download a car to your 3D printer. It’s pretty sweet.
They don’t want it, they don’t need it, it was a perfectly fine horse, but Glenn- you know Glenn, the guy at the comic shop- bet them FIVE DOLLARS that they couldn’t eat a horse. They sure showed him.
When their breakfast is interrupted by a door-to-door goat salesman, they’re inspired to start a new business. However, business goes to well in their tiny studio apartment, and soon they’re overwhelmed by goats!
Wheel 2.0 is handsfree, has wireless and is played by Paul McGann in a short video.
They fell way behind during the government shutdown.
NOPE! I lied! Only Chris is an accountant.
Well, “recruited” is kind of a strong word. Dan gets hired to work in the cafeteria and Chris helps out in HR. Still, they get business cards that say “Central Intelligence Agency” and that really impresses the ladies, ya’ know?
Owls are pretty cool, right?