They are the worst pants.
The problem is that their clothes are not bulletproof, so every time some jerk blazes away at the pair- when they’re just trying to have a beer- they have to go buy new shirts.
The dark secrets in Chris and Dan’s past are revealed when a mysterious group appears to take their vengeance.
Chris hasn’t been having much luck with clothes lately. He’s tried skirts, dresses, thongs, loincloths and even a gourd. Try as he might, he just hasn’t found anything that gives him the protection and support that he’s looking for. Dan, on the other hand, is just getting tired of his penis just wangling around all over the place, and no one wants to use any chairs after him. Plus, it’s cold outside.