Chris & Dan walk around on a drizzly afternoon and make small talk about weather and new restaurants. THEN DINOSAURS ATTACK!
Chris and Dan move into new territory by re-imagining their podcast as an educational television series for children and drunks. Featuring Frank Welker as the voice of Chris and Billy West as Dan.
Costello. Of course Elvis Presley is still alive. Everyone knows he faked his own death to go undercover within the government to rout out the dark cabal that organized JFK’s assassination. There is evidence, on the other hand, that Elvis Costello was murdered and replaced by a surgically altered Mark Hamill.
Chris and Dan want to assure you that this grill fell right off the back of a truck. That’s why it’s got that dent there. No, no, the propane tank is fine. They’re usually that rusty. No, that’s how you can tell it’s been tested. Oh yeah, we tried it out. We need to know if this is a product we can stand behind. Just a couple squirrels. No biggie.