Some Beer with Chris & Dan: Adventures in Time!

The great thing about a time machine competition is that even if you’re the last guy to build a time machine, you can still be the first guy to build a time machine.

Or, that was Dan’s plan anyway. It’s a time travel story, so I expect you can guess what happened next. Dinosaurs mostly. Then there were some nazis, Mark Twain, a sexless futureperson in a shiny suit, Napoleon, Napoleon II: Electric Boogaloo, a brief stop in the end of time, a couple characters who turned out to actually be Dan at other points in the time like, and evil Chris.

Everything turned out okay in the end.