Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Chris & Dan Work Retail

“No, I’m sorry, sir. We can’t price match that item.”
“Yes. Yes. I understand. No, I’m sorry, as I said, we can’t match Best Buy’s prices.”
“No, not on that television, sir. ”
“No, it wouldn’t do any good to ask a manager, sir.”
“We just don’t price match at all and-”
“It’s not just the pri-”
“Yes, I understand, but if you’ll look-”
“No, I’m sorry. We cannot ‘beat the price’ on that television sir, see this-”

“Really, sir. The manager will say the same, this-”
“I’m sorry you feel that way, if I can expla-”
“FOR FUCK’S SAKE! THIS IS A BOOKSTORE, YOU TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE BASTARD.”

 
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