Some Beers with Dan & Chris: Caring for your new Chris & Dan

Getting a new Chris & Dan can be a huge responsibility. They will chew on everything they can reach, and those tiny teeth can be razor sharp. Chris & Dan-proofing your home is a lot like childproofing your house, but it’s much, much harder. Children are stupid and weak. Chris & Dan are very strong and very, very clever.

They are also manly and attractive. Before you Chris & Dan-proof your home, be sure to Chris & Dan-proof your heart.