Some Beers With Chris & Dan: Dan & Chris Learn the True Meaning of Christmas
Chris Blanchard: I think there must be something wrong with me, Dan. Christmas is coming, but I’m not happy. I don’t feel the way I’m supposed to feel.
Chris Blanchard: I just don’t understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I’m still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed.
Dan: Chris Blanchard, you’re the only person I know who can take a wonderful season like Christmas and turn it into a problem. Maybe Kristin’s right. Of all the Chris Blanchards in the world, you’re the Chris Blanchardiest.
(We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.)