Chris hasn’t been having much luck with clothes lately. He’s tried skirts, dresses, thongs, loincloths and even a gourd. Try as he might, he just hasn’t found anything that gives him the protection and support that he’s looking for. Dan, on the other hand, is just getting tired of his penis just wangling around all over the place, and no one wants to use any chairs after him. Plus, it’s cold outside.