They say to contact the dread beast Nekru-Xatlaag you must be prepared to sacrifice all that you hold dear and willing to give the Earth itself over to his tender caress. Though the horrible verses may be found to summon him, it is said that his merest glance is enough to drive men mad and the sound of his voice may lay waste to nations. He owes nothing to humanity and would brush all life off the Earth as you may brush a hair from your lasagna.
Anyway, Chris and Dan summoned him. Dan sacrificed a couple comics, Chris sacrificed this signed copy of Weezer’s blue album.