Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Ceci n’est pas une Chris et Dan

“Little is known about Magritte’s early life. He began lessons in drawing in 1910. On 12 March 1912, his mother committed suicide by drowning herself in the River Sambre. This was not her first attempt; she had made many over a number of years, driving her husband Léopold to lock her into her bedroom.”


Some Beers with Chris & Dan: Hitch your wagon to Dan & Chris

Oh we’re going someplace. If you want to catch a ride to the stars, hitch your wagon to Chris & Dan’s coattails.  Don’t worry about those coattails, Chris & Dan buy excellent coats- high quality stuff, sturdy with plenty of wagon hitches built right in.


Some Beers with Dan & Chris: Caring for your new Chris & Dan

Getting a new Chris & Dan can be a huge responsibility. They will chew on everything they can reach, and those tiny teeth can be razor sharp. Chris & Dan-proofing your home is a lot like childproofing your house, but it’s much, much harder. Children are stupid and weak. Chris & Dan are very strong and very, very clever.

They are also manly and attractive. Before you Chris & Dan-proof your home, be sure to Chris & Dan-proof your heart.