Some Beers with Dan & Chris: Chris & Dan Find Jesus

Jesus works the ticket booth down at the lion races. He’s a nice guy. Once, when I was a few bucks short, he let me in. Wouldn’t even let me give him the money I had. He figured what good is going to the lion races if you can’t have a beer? None. A lion race without a beer is worse than no lion races at all.

He got into grad school later and ended up in Boston for a while.

 
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Some Beers with Chris & Dan: Dan & Chris’ Lunar Adventurers!

The Moon is a mean place. It’s full of nothing but vacuum and dust like ground glass. Nothing can live their without a space suit, aside from the Moon Worms: fourteen foot long, marginally intelligent, eyeless, sexually aggressive, greasy, gray tubes. Horrible creatures.

They taste fantastic.

 
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Some Beers with Dan & Chris: Chris & Dan’s Special Recipe Octopus Brownies

  • 6- 1 ounce squares of unsweetened chocolate
  • 1 cup butter
  • 5 eggs
  • 3 cups sugar
  • 1 tablespoon vanilla
  • 1-1/2 cups flour
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 2-1/2 pounds chopped octopus tentacles (or body if preferred)

Preparation:
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Grease a 12 x 17 pan.

Melt chocolate and butter in a saucepan over low heat; set aside. Spread chopped octopus in bottom of pan; set aside Beat eggs. Mix sugar, vanilla and eggs until smooth. Blend in chocolate mixture, flour and salt until just mixed. Pour into pan over octopus.

Bake for 35-40 minutes.  Cool and frost if desired.

 
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