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I SING the Body electric;
The armies of those I love engirth me, and I engirth them;
They will not let me off till I go with them, respond to them,
And discorrupt them, and charge them full with the charge of the Soul.
Was it doubted that those who corrupt their own bodies conceal themselves;
And if those who defile the living are as bad as they who defile the dead?
And if the body does not do as much as the Soul?
And if the body were not the Soul, what is the Soul?
Chris Blanchard: I think there must be something wrong with me, Dan. Christmas is coming, but I’m not happy. I don’t feel the way I’m supposed to feel.
Chris Blanchard: I just don’t understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I’m still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed.
Dan: Chris Blanchard, you’re the only person I know who can take a wonderful season like Christmas and turn it into a problem. Maybe Kristin’s right. Of all the Chris Blanchards in the world, you’re the Chris Blanchardiest.
(We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.)
- Don’t play with fire
- Don’t smoke
- Don’t play with fire while you smoke
- Look both ways before crossing the street
- Don’t play with fire before crossing the street
- Treat every gun as if it’s loaded
- Treat every car as if it’s loaded
- Treat Chris and Dan as if they’re loaded