Molotov Cocktail Party

Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Dan & Chris are Revenged Upon (part 2)

Dan — Tue, 08 May 2012 01:34:48 +0000

Look, for once, I’m not going to lie to you. We talk about the Avengers for like, two hours.

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Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Dan & Chris are Revenged Upon (part 1)

Dan — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:52:00 +0000

The dark secrets in Chris and Dan’s past are revealed when a mysterious group appears to take their vengeance.

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Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Dan & Chris Judge the Spring Fair Baking Contest

Dan — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 03:45:06 +0000

Your grandmother did pretty well this year. The addition of peaches to her raspberry pie was inspired. It really surprised and delighted the other judges. Mrs. Wade took the trophy though. Frankly, she just wanted it more. And no, I know what you’re thinking, it had nothing to do with her frequent late night visits to Chris’ suite in the Belmont Hotel. They’re simply working late on important local government projects. No. I don’t know specifically what projects. Look, her pie was good, okay. It was a good pie. Better than your grandmother’s.

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Some Beer with Chris & Dan: Dan & Chris Buy Pants

Dan — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 04:05:09 +0000

Chris hasn’t been having much luck with clothes lately. He’s tried skirts, dresses, thongs, loincloths and even a gourd. Try as he might, he just hasn’t found anything that gives him the protection and support that he’s looking for. Dan, on the other hand, is just getting tired of his penis just wangling around all over the place, and no one wants to use any chairs after him. Plus, it’s cold outside.

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Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Dan & Chris & The Seven Dwarfs

Dan — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:12:08 +0000

Chris, Dan, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc, Hefty, Brainy, Grimlock, and Mike

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Some Beer with Chris & Dan: Dan & Chris Kill a Unicorn

Dan — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 02:05:37 +0000

But, to be fair, there was nothing else in the fridge, and it’s not like we were saving it for a special occasion.

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Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Dan & Chris put on a show!

Dan — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 16:54:35 +0000

Dan’s uncle Ted has an old shack they can use as a theater. Chris’ sister can help with costumes, and Chet can bring his guitar for some musical numbers. It’ll be great!

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Some Beer with Chris & Dan: Starving in the Belly of a Whale

Dan — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 03:21:45 +0000

In his newest get rich quick scheme, Dan develops a krill-based wood sealant and, in a marketing stunt, takes Chris aboard a rotting boat slathered in KrillSeal™. This does not work out well, and the boys soon find themselves hanging with Mister Geppetto.

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Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Chris & Dan Get a Pony

Dan — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 20:23:29 +0000

Chris got a good deal on a gently used pony. Dan has a friend who pays top dollar for pony steaks. This naturally leads to conflict.

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Some Beer with Chris & Dan: Bunch of Savages in this Town

Dan — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 04:53:21 +0000

The world is a weird, weird place. It’s better than most though. It could be a lot worse. Look at Mars. It’s got nothing but rusty dirt and busted up robots. Can you really say it’s any better than Earth? I mean sure, there’s less traffic, but there’s less air and food too. Anyway, my point is, think things over before you leave town.

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Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Chris & Dan & Flowers

Dan — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 03:10:31 +0000

Flowers sure are pretty. You know what else is pretty? Dan & Chris.

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Some Beer with Chris & Dan: Dan & Chris Need a Bigger Boat

Dan — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 22:49:20 +0000

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he’s got…lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white.

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Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Chris & Dan The Puppet Version

Dan — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 17:18:29 +0000

Chris and Dan move into new territory by re-imagining their podcast as an educational television series for children and drunks. Featuring Frank Welker as the voice of Chris and Billy West as Dan.

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Some Beer with Chris & Dan: Dan & Chris Dig Up Elvis

Dan — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 04:25:28 +0000

Costello. Of course Elvis Presley is still alive. Everyone knows he faked his own death to go undercover within the government to rout out the dark cabal that organized JFK’s assassination. There is evidence, on the other hand, that Elvis Costello was murdered and replaced by a surgically altered Mark Hamill.

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Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Chris & Dan Versus the Hardy Boys

Dan — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 05:18:14 +0000

It all starts when Chris flirts with Chet Morton’s girlfriend. Chet’s a fiercely jealous fellow, and as a boy investigator he’s quite clever. So rather than take things up with Chris directly, he talks shit about a local drunk while dressed up as Chris then murders the poor bastard while being sure to leave scraps of Chris’ sweater and saliva.

Who investigates the murder? Why, the Hardy Boys of course. Now Dan must find the real killer before the Hardy Boys’ shoddy investigation railroads Chris into the gas chamber.

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Some Beer with Chris & Dan: Dan & Chris Versus the Volcano

Dan — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 12:33:03 +0000

When hypochondriac Chris learns that he is dying, he accepts an offer to throw himself in a volcano at a tropical island, and along the way there, learns to truly live.

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Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Chris & Dan Meet Cathy

Dan — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 03:57:14 +0000

Dan is unimpressed. Chris gets along with Cathy well. Really well. Watch out, Irving.

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Some Beer with Chris & Dan: Dan & Chris Try to Sell a Grill

Dan — Mon, 16 May 2011 04:08:55 +0000

Chris and Dan want to assure you that this grill fell right off the back of a truck. That’s why it’s got that dent there. No, no, the propane tank is fine. They’re usually that rusty. No, that’s how you can tell it’s been tested. Oh yeah, we tried it out. We need to know if this is a product we can stand behind. Just a couple squirrels. No biggie.

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Some Beer With Dan & Chris: Chris & Dan Hunt the Chupacabra

Dan — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 02:43:19 +0000

In this episode Chris and Dan are at odds when their local goat-herder friend finds his livestock mysteriously slaughtered. Chris argues that the dead goats are simply a malicious hoax, a deranged individual, or at worst a cult of some sort. Dan still pushes for the existence of an unknown species, alien invasion or extra-dimensional crossover. In the end, Chris is right. Chris is also the deranged individual.

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Some Beer With Chris & Dan: Dan & Chris Versus the Martians

Dan — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 01:08:29 +0000

In this thrilling episode Chris must make his way across the perilous Martian desert to save the honor of his Martian Princess, while Dan flies alone against the Martian orbital fleet in epic space combat!

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(Yeah, this one’s hard to hear, sorry. It’s tough to squeeze four people around a pair of tiny microphones in a noisy bar.)

Some Beer With Dan & Chris: Chris & Dan’s School of Chess

Dan — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 17:16:54 +0000

See, chess is like Oreo cookies, or whoopie pies. There’s two competing factions- one black, one white, each of equal importance and each of equal strength. They’re evenly matched, yet they’re always at odds. Come to Chris & Dan’s School of Chess and they’ll teach you how to eat cookies play chess.

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Some Beer With Chris & Dan: Dan & Chris On Ice

Dan — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 19:33:47 +0000

Dan and Chris take their award winning ice show on the road. Chris plays a magical elf, Dan plays a teenage girl who needs to learn the true meaning of Christmas.

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Some Beer With Dan & Chris: Chris & Dan’s Ritual Sacrifice

Dan — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:52:50 +0000

They say to contact the dread beast Nekru-Xatlaag you must be prepared to sacrifice all that you hold dear and willing to give the Earth itself over to his tender caress. Though the horrible verses may be found to summon him, it is said that his merest glance is enough to drive men mad and the sound of his voice may lay waste to nations. He owes nothing to humanity and would brush all life off the Earth as you may brush a hair from your lasagna.

Anyway, Chris and Dan summoned him. Dan sacrificed a couple comics, Chris sacrificed this signed copy of Weezer’s blue album.

Some Beer With Chris & Dan: Dan & Chris Go Fishing

Dan — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 05:29:11 +0000

It’s like Hemingway up in this shit.

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Some Beer With Dan & Chris: Chris & Dan AND BEES! BEEEES!

Dan — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 05:52:10 +0000

Ahhh! FUCKIN’ BEES! AHHHHHH!! THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!

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