This episode was produced by Phil Spector.
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When Chris makes a routine traffic stop, he finds a little yappy dog is the sole occupant of the vehicle. This odd occurrence starts the young officer down a path to MURDER.
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In this THRILLING EPISODE Chris finds himself trapped by the fighting women of Mars while Dan races against gravity in a damaged spacecraft a hundred miles above the Martian surface.
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Located in Scenic Vermont, just off Exit 14 of US Route 89 on the farm of Charlie “Old Man” Caulfield, a 76 year old veteran dairy farmer. The cement statues of Chris & Dan are each roughly fifteen feet tall, though Dan is slightly shorter, as is true of the original pair. Admission is free, Monday through Saturday, closed Sundays.
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Space is big. There’s a lot of stuff up there and there’s even more space between the stuff than there is stuff. I mean, there’s so much space up there that they named the whole place after the space and not the stuff. We didn’t do much in space. We just kind of floated around for a bit. Didn’t find any stuff to touch.
Spent a lot of money on that. Didn’t accomplish much.
There’s trouble on the moon!
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Chris and Dan really need to know who’s making bacon. Don’t you smell it? Right? Right? Someone around here is frying bacon and not sharing it. Who does that? Who makes bacon- in significant quantities, by the smell- and doesn’t share? That’s terrible. It’s one of the worst things you can do.
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Who’s the man with the money
Makes the dark days sunny
Who’s the fella every day
Gives a bundle away
Who’s the guy with the prizes
That’ll light up your eyes
It’s never endin’
Get a friend and
Get a ready to play-hey-hey
It’s the Wizard of Odds!
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When Chris finds himself stranded in Boliva following a comical Llama accident he thinks he’s in for a rough time. After some hilarious misunderstandings arise from Chris’ half-remembered high school Spanish, he meets a lonely Bolivian Grandmother…
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