Chris, Dan, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc, Hefty, Brainy, Grimlock, and Mike
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But, to be fair, there was nothing else in the fridge, and it’s not like we were saving it for a special occasion.
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Dan’s uncle Ted has an old shack they can use as a theater. Chris’ sister can help with costumes, and Chet can bring his guitar for some musical numbers. It’ll be great!
Chris got a good deal on a gently used pony. Dan has a friend who pays top dollar for pony steaks. This naturally leads to conflict.
The world is a weird, weird place. It’s better than most though. It could be a lot worse. Look at Mars. It’s got nothing but rusty dirt and busted up robots. Can you really say it’s any better than Earth? I mean sure, there’s less traffic, but there’s less air and food too. Anyway, my [...]
Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he’s got…lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white.
Chris and Dan move into new territory by re-imagining their podcast as an educational television series for children and drunks. Featuring Frank Welker as the voice of Chris and Billy West as Dan.
Costello. Of course Elvis Presley is still alive. Everyone knows he faked his own death to go undercover within the government to rout out the dark cabal that organized JFK’s assassination. There is evidence, on the other hand, that Elvis Costello was murdered and replaced by a surgically altered Mark Hamill.


