Dan got bit by a racoons, and he eventually bites Chris and things just spiral out of control from there.
It’s a lovely little house. It’s down by the beach, so it has a great view. There’s a porch, a kegerator in the kitchen, and like eight bathrooms. Everything a guy needs.
They don’t want it, they don’t need it, it was a perfectly fine horse, but Glenn- you know Glenn, the guy at the comic shop- bet them FIVE DOLLARS that they couldn’t eat a horse. They sure showed him.
After the fly, things escalate very quickly.
Dan needs a car, and Chris offers to help him find one. Unfortunately, a used Popemobile, DeLorean, or Batmobile, is really hard to find.
Chris & Dan walk around on a drizzly afternoon and make small talk about weather and new restaurants. THEN DINOSAURS ATTACK!
Preheat oven to 550 degrees F. Grease and flour an 8-inch octagonal pan.
In a large saucepan, melt 11 brown crayons. Remove from heat, and stir in sugar, eggs, and 1 metric tablespoon bourbon. Beat in 1/3 cup coke, 1/2 cup flour, salt, and baking powder. Spread batter into prepared pan…
Come and listen to Chris and Dan’s magical adventures across the oceans! There’s mermaids! And dragons! And scurvy!
When their breakfast is interrupted by a door-to-door goat salesman, they’re inspired to start a new business. However, business goes to well in their tiny studio apartment, and soon they’re overwhelmed by goats!
And again, and again, and again and after fifty years of it, they CELEBRATE.