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Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Chris & Dan Open A Food Truck

Sadly, the city shut down Chris & Dan’s Wiener Explosion pretty quickly.

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Some Beer with Chris & Dan: Dan & Chris Are Recrited By the CIA

Well, “recruited” is kind of a strong word. Dan gets hired to work in the cafeteria and Chris helps out in HR. Still, they get business cards that say “Central Intelligence Agency” and that really impresses the ladies, ya’ know?

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Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Chris & Dan Buy New Suits

Dan gets a polyester blend with a big collar. CHRIS GETS A ROBOTIC EXOSKELETON WITH LASERS AND MISSILES.

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Some Beer with Chris & Dan: Dan & Chris Take Drugs and Ride Bikes

BAM. ALMOST TOPICAL LANCE ARMSTRONG JOKE.

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Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Chris & Dan Take a Cruise

There’s no icebergs, but there was this shrimp cocktail… look, it was a disaster, okay.

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Some Beer with Chris & Dan: Dan & Chris JOIN THE MOB

Really, they’re in it just for the nicknames and the meatballs. Dan does a little tech support now and then, and Chris helps out with the books. No, the other books. Yeah. Those.

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Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Chris & Dan Bring Back the 80s

EVERYTHING IS NEON. CHRIS HAS BIG HAIR. DAN IS WEARING SHORTS AND VERY TALL SOCKS.

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Some Beer with Chris & Dan: Dan & Chris Build a Hot Rod

With a four barrel carb and dual exhausts
With four-eleven gears you can really get lost
Got safety tubes, but I ain’t scared
The brakes are good, the tires fair

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Some Beer with Dan & Chris: Dan & Chris Open a Bagel Shop

Poppy, Sesame, Cinnamon Raisin, Wheat, Onion, Pumpernickel, Spinach,  Sun-Dried Tomato, Garlic, Whole Grain, Cheddar, Montreal Spice, Rye, Plain, Everything