Don’t eat old food guys. Lay off it. Just avoid food more than like a month or two old. Seriously.
Fuckin’ history man. All that old shit that happened before.
Dan digs several ditches but finds nothing but fossilized dinosaur dung.
“Happy New Year,” Chris said.
“New Year’s was three and a half months ago,” Dan replied.
“Shut up,” Chris said.
Dan helps an old lady cross the street, then brings her back when she complains about being forced across a street unnecessarily. Chris just donates some cash to a good cause.
It’s a rough world out there, but with a pal, and a shitton of beer, it might be okay.
There’s not much that needs to be done this afternoon, and even if there were, they wouldn’t feel much like doing it. Chris lays on the couch playing Angry Birds: Star Wars and Dan stares out his window and screams at green pigs.
It is horrific. The kind of mess you don’t usually see outside of carnival bathrooms, except there’s slightly less blood and bone.
When Chris accidentally runs over the foot of the lead in the youth production of the Nutcracker, he’s forced to fill in so that the kids can put on their show. Fortunately, Dan once worked for the Royal Ballet of Flanders in Antwerp, so he can help Chris train. Dan worked in IT for the Royal [...]
I probably shouldn’t write these hungry. Fuck it. I’m getting a taco. Listen to this episode.