It’s a boring show about footwear! OR IS IT?
Sadly, the city shut down Chris & Dan’s Wiener Explosion pretty quickly.
Well, “recruited” is kind of a strong word. Dan gets hired to work in the cafeteria and Chris helps out in HR. Still, they get business cards that say “Central Intelligence Agency” and that really impresses the ladies, ya’ know?
Dan gets a polyester blend with a big collar. CHRIS GETS A ROBOTIC EXOSKELETON WITH LASERS AND MISSILES.
BAM. ALMOST TOPICAL LANCE ARMSTRONG JOKE.
There’s no icebergs, but there was this shrimp cocktail… look, it was a disaster, okay.
Really, they’re in it just for the nicknames and the meatballs. Dan does a little tech support now and then, and Chris helps out with the books. No, the other books. Yeah. Those.
EVERYTHING IS NEON. CHRIS HAS BIG HAIR. DAN IS WEARING SHORTS AND VERY TALL SOCKS.
With a four barrel carb and dual exhausts
With four-eleven gears you can really get lost
Got safety tubes, but I ain’t scared
The brakes are good, the tires fair
Poppy, Sesame, Cinnamon Raisin, Wheat, Onion, Pumpernickel, Spinach, Sun-Dried Tomato, Garlic, Whole Grain, Cheddar, Montreal Spice, Rye, Plain, Everything